Season 3
01 YMCA Water Is Only 1% Water (99% Old People Hair)
5mRaph & Carolyn hold weights and wear a mouth prop for the entire episode. The traffic news blows up.
2020-03-02
02 News Anchor Wants to Sell You His Smelly Car
7mCarolyn ignores the weather to pitch her screenplay. Raph tells a starchy story about girl's sports.
2020-03-09
03 “I Hate My Kids” Says Most Moms
6mRyan Creamer & Trapp report on a saucy skating event. Elaine Carroll freestyle raps about Netflix.
2020-03-16
04 Conservative Man Accidentally Donates $1 Million to Redtube
3mGrant & Rekha talk hot topics & topical hotness. Ryan Creamer covers a bird birth at a Clippers game.
2020-03-30
05 Announcing Frozen 3, Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire
5mGrant & Raph report on rabies babies. Zac Oyama shows how many marshmallows can fit in his mouth.
2020-04-06
06 BTK Killer Gives a Foreboding Weather Forecast
5mHulk Jr. improvises a eulogy and Shukri R. Abdi mimes her report on a live nuclear strike.
2020-04-27
07 News Crew Plans Terrible Trip to the Beach
4mRyan Creamer reports on the wet weather and tries to whistle with a spoonful of flour in his mouth.
2020-03-30
08 Special Musical Broadcast Really Wails
4mShukri and Ally perform music for Brennan and Ryan to dance to.
2020-04-13
09 A Report from the CollegeHumor Office
6mTrapp & Katie read a riveting report from the office. The team shares their favorite Grant memories.
2020-04-20
10 U2 Gets Me Too’d at a Scooby Doo Read-Through
5mLocal man Roger rants about snake socks. Brennan reports from a county fair that’s lost its bear.
2020-05-04
11 Millennials Are Ruining Our Trash
8mLily and Mano reveal that brains don't do anything. Carolyn lists off everything millennials have ever ruined.
2020-05-11
12 Mom Disappointed in Son… Again
8mRekha tells a meaty maternal story about Trapp, and Brennan dives into Breaking News lore.
2020-05-18
13 God Does a Really Mean Impression of John Lithgow
5mStraight from the Vatican, our news team report that God just fucking HATES actor John Lithgow.
2020-05-25
14 My Weekend Was the Plot of Mrs. Doubtfire
4mErika tries to understand the nuances of Mrs. Doubtfire while Brennan explains sin-based weather.
2020-06-01
15 Hot Dogs Are Made from People (but Still Tasty)
7mKellen and Zac report on the truth behind hot dogs. Tao warns of a product recall on dildos.
2020-06-22
16 Good Morning, River View High!
4mThe student news team at River View High School bring you the latest news on field trip tragedies.
2020-06-08
17 Welcome to Bug News
4mA bunch of bugs bring you the latest in bug news. Buzz buzz!
2020-06-15
18 Brian Hitler Is One of the 10 Worst Brians
7mTrapp tries to name the worst Brians while Brennan explains exactly how to talk to your neighbors.
2020-06-29
19 I'm Getting a FaceTime from a Greasy Little Puppet
4mThe news crew report on the Wight Savior Country Musical Festival and how not to flirt.
2020-07-06
20 Handshakes for Men, Hugs for Women
8mAmy shows off some new dances. Brennan is a 12 year old trapped in an adult's body.
2020-07-13
21 All Hail Cello Chigglers!
4mPatrick reveals he's Mrs. Butterworth's loving husband while Lily reports from inside your anus.
2020-07-27
22 Spit in Your Hand to Honor the Troops
7mRyan and Amy do the hot new dance craze that’s sweeping the nation.
2020-08-03
23 True Confessions of Real Newscasters
5mRekha and Becca reveal their actual experiences and opinions. Grant shows off his best impressions.
2020-08-10
24 Making Peanut Butter Sandwiches with a Bowling Ball
7mZac talks about a hostage situation gone wrong, while Ally gets real about a missing persons case.
2020-08-17
25 Huge Idiot Climbs Mount Everest
6mCarolyn reveals she never saw It: Chapter Two while Kellen reports on a group of arm-loving doctors.
2020-08-24