Season 2
01 Bummer Tornado Destroys Cool Jail
6mAmy Vorpahl and Erika Ishii's top story tonight: Mike Trapp is a little bitch.
2019-09-09
02 Freaky Lobsters Form Fashion Fad
3mJohn Milhiser and Jess Ross break a scandal about a sexy photo on a computer in Japan.
2019-09-09
03 Unimpressive Colleges Join Cheating Scandal
5mShukri Abdi and Tao Yang report on summertime fun while Jess does the impression of her life.
2019-10-14
04 You Missed My Soccer Games, Dad
5mBrian Huskey and Raph are a father-son news team with issues to work out (on air).
2019-10-21
05 Climbing Gym Opens on Disappointing Riverwalk
6mLauren Lapkus and Mary Holland dive deep in the local business of a lame town.
2019-10-28
06 Disgruntled Sewer Men Demand to Meet Ninja Turtles
4mPatrick McDonald and Katie Marovitch try to cancel teeth, but get distracted by their side projects.
2019-11-04
07 On-Set Hijinks: George Clooney Refuses to Leave Trailer
7mMike Trapp interviews Mary Holland about a new movie that combines ABBA, Avatar, and the moon.
2019-11-11
08 Man Turns Home into Home Depot
4mVic Michaelis and Rekha report on a town that deserves rain, and a Wolf Blitzer tongue twister.
2019-11-18
09 "Jazzy Taint" Sweeps the Nation
5mMary Holland and Grant break stories on a mascot update and a hot new celebrity power couple.
2019-11-25
10 Webster's Adds New Word for Friend-Zoning Dermatologist
5mRekha interviews Lauren Lapkus on her winning entrant for the Biggest Hog Contest at the state fair.
2019-12-02
11 Weatherman Confuses El Niño with La Llorona
5mRaph & Rekha ask "where are they now?" about Soviet space dogs & take a lady soap company to task.
2019-12-09
12 Super Long Diner Menu Sets New, Stupid Record
5mCaldwell Tanner & Ryan Creamer report on the hottest new festivals, from The Babadook to Cream Town.
2019-12-16
13 We're Here, We're Queer, We're Deer
5mKatie and Ele Woods give Daddy Updates & report on what Henry Winkler has been making out to.
2019-12-23
14 One in Four Americans Attracted to Their Sexy Cars
4mBrennan & Tao share auto-erotic tips from the Carfax fox and realize everyone has a cousin Ray.
2019-12-30
15 True Facts about Grant Anthony O'Brien
9mBrennan, Lily, and Tao give an in-depth report on Grant, from bad acting to bad bottoming.
2020-01-06
16 Inspector Gadget's Death Sparks Oscar Buzz
5mJeffrey Self and Grant question the wetness of your shower and the necessity of Lutherans.
2020-01-06
17 Song of the Summer Offers Hard Spankings for the Boys
5mAndy Bustillos & Lily get the scoop on the whoop in the night, while teens trick Tao with Look Bait.
2020-01-13
18 Spaghetti Shack Shakes Up Galleria
5mKimia Behpoornia and Brennan go nuts for noods before Tao gives them a marinara serenade.
2020-01-20
19 Dinosaurs Were Technically Birds
8mElaine Carroll & Sam ignore a local murder and Brennan lists the perverted things that turn him on.
2020-01-27
20 Which of Your Friends Has Their Amber Alerts Turned Off?
4mA weatherwoman looks for Dean Cain in the rain. Brennan shares the “Marley and Me” of bunny stories.
2020-02-03
21 Big Brother’s Little Sister Cannot Be Turned Off
6mChunky Scoop, the bad boy of the group, serves up piping hot news on the newest prescription drugs.
2020-02-10
22 Moose Running Loose through the Mall of America
5mGrant and David Kerns report that only three raisins a day are enough to make you gross.
2020-02-17
23 Delicious Kitchen Fire Caramelizes Dozens of People
4mStamps Dotcom & Marc Maron report that Russian Space Dog is back, and it thinks it’s better than us.
2020-02-24