Season 1

01 One on the Town
1h 6mGuy Caballero welcomes you to SCTV's new programming season on NBC.
1981-05-15 8.5
02 Polynesiantown
1h 6mJohnny LaRue plays a restaurant owner in his latest movie.
1981-05-22
03 Southside Fracas
Guy Caballero hires illegal immigrant Pirini Scleroso; the Fracases argue about their daughter's wedding.
1981-05-29
04 Compilation
A selection of sketches from the previous seasons.
1981-06-19
05 Lunchtime Street Beef
Johnny LaRue is desperate for work after the failure of "Polynesiantown."
1981-07-03
06 Moral Majority
Guy tries to appease a major advertiser.
1981-07-10
07 Pledge Week
SCTV holds a pledge drive.
1981-07-17
08 Bouncin' Back to You with the Tubes
Lola Heatherton is despondent after her live special is canceled.
1981-07-24
09 The Great White North
Bob and Doug McKenzie invite fellow hoser Ian Thomas onto their show.
1981-07-31
10 CCCP 1
SCTV's regular programming is interrupted by a Soviet satellite.
1981-10-16
11 I'm Taking My Own Head...
Libby Wolfson prepares for her new play.
1981-10-23
12 Zontar
The SCTV cast and crew falls victim to alien mind control.
1981-10-30
13 Walter Cronkite's Brain
David Brinkley's look at the human brain includes Walter Cronkite's childhood on Krypton.
1981-11-06
14 Doorway to Hell
Guy runs out of ideas and takes suggestions from the crew.
1981-11-20
15 The Godfather
A war erupts between the Five Networks when "Don Caballero" refuses to back a pay TV channel.
1981-12-11
16 SCTV Staff Christmas Party
Johnny is forced to tape "Street Beef" outside on Christmas Eve.
1981-12-18
17 Teacher's Pet
Ricardo Montalban is featured in a "To Sir, With Love" parody.
1982-02-12
18 Midnight Video Special
Gerry Todd hosts a concert special consisting entirely of videos.
1982-02-19
19 The Great White North Palace
Everyone is jealous of the attention Guy is paying to Bob and Doug--including giving them their own special.
1982-04-16
20 Pre-Teen World Telethon
The kids of Pre-Teen World hold a telethon after their funding is cut.
1982-04-23
21 People's Global Golden Choice Awards
When SCTV wins a suspicious number of awards, Bob Hope notifies the FBI.
1982-05-01
22 3D Stake from the Heart
Count Floyd takes us behind the scenes of the latest Coppola and Dr. Tongue production.
1982-05-14
23 Pet Peeves/The Happy Wanderers
Hollywood stars reveal what bugs them; Stan and Yosh Schmenge welcome back a former Happy Wanderer.
1982-05-21
24 Chariots of Eggs
Hall and Oates star in Bobby Bittman's latest film.
1982-06-05
25 Battle of the PBS Stars
Carl Sagan's team takes on William F. Buckley's.
1982-07-16

